247/365, utorak, 4. rujna 2001.

Danas nemam ni�ta bolje

Kao zato�enik dvorca Zende, ve� pet dana zakovan za stol i kompjuter, prakti�ki samo na kruhu i vodi... Ok, da ne ispadne da se uvijek �alim (�to je istina), evo vam jo� jedne ha-ha zabave skinute s maila. Ova je sigurno najbesmislenija do sada jer je na engleskom i nije stvar u tome da to je ne bih preveo, nego bi prevedena imala jo� puno manje smisla. �isti trash, dakle. Ni na�a pra�ka dopisnica, zlato moje koje me izvuklo u brojnim danima kad bi me rije�i napu�tale, nije u najboljoj formi. Jebiga, vi�a sila.

ZA�TO JE ENGLESKI JEZIK TE�AK ZA U�ENJE (Bo�e, oprosti mi):

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

Uop�e ne znam odakle je izvukla ovo, mo�da joj kakva �e�ka frendica predaje engleski u �koli. Te�ko da to bilo kome drugome mo�e biti zanimljivo.